Chris Storms

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• @travisletson10 Thank goodness!
• I guess they're really all gone. Sad. http://t.co/dyZhCE5H
• Just got a DM from someone I don't know. Apparently someone is posting terrible rumors about me. I'm thinking it's probably @wondermade.
• Stupid but catchy lyrics that stick in my head for hours: "Girl you make my speakers go boom boom."
• Nothing says "bad Dad" like looking in your review mirror and seeing the 1 year old you put in her car seat standing up smiling at you.
• I don't know what to make of this other than it's just so incredibly odd. Gotta read the whole article. http://t.co/Gx5zjReX #whoknows
• RT @menshumor: I don’t care if you think you have "swag". Pull up your pants and walk faster.
• @justinlfricke Sorry man. I guess I'm only worth 1 follower. Now my self-esteem needs a boost. :)
• RT @daveramsey: Capt. Jack Sparrow's response to criticism "You are the worst pirate I have ever heard of!", "Yes, but you have heard of me"
• RT @pastormark: Giving away a copy of "God, Are You There?" by Kay Arthur today. RT by 5pm PST to enter. #87books68days